1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.
2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
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When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"
by erinol0 March 15, 2009
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Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.
Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby
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someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks
diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick
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When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".
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Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
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When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.
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