Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.
by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010
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