Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)
v.
1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
v.
1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010
by Sudonympho April 26, 2012
A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.
guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"
guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"
guy 1 "yes :("
guy 2 "*sighs*"
guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"
guy 1 "yes :("
guy 2 "*sighs*"
by ZZthompson February 07, 2010
CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
by Dadalynn June 03, 2019
Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.
Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."
Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."
Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"
by RachelleF July 10, 2008
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by Terrible Tal December 12, 2019