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Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.
Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."
Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."
by Q_Man April 24, 2006
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A contraction of either "It would" or "That would". Used to shorten a sentence down in an easy to understand manner. Emulates Olde-English without accurately being such.
(You would use "t'was" or "'twas". People more commonly spell the word "t'was" as "'twas", but it is more accurate to say t'was according to the rules of contraction in English grammar.)
(You would use "t'was" or "'twas". People more commonly spell the word "t'was" as "'twas", but it is more accurate to say t'was according to the rules of contraction in English grammar.)
James: Wanna go hang out at the mall next week?
Jill: T'would be cool. T'would be nice if you'd give me a call later this week to remind me though!
James: Would it? T'would be very difficult, since I don't have your number!
Jill: T'would be cool. T'would be nice if you'd give me a call later this week to remind me though!
James: Would it? T'would be very difficult, since I don't have your number!
by David Bradbury July 25, 2006