by aistrope March 23, 2011
A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.
by Aldeuce February 10, 2015
A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
by benthrer March 23, 2008
Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.
"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."
"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
by brawnylicious July 14, 2009
by pooperscooper1221 August 25, 2018
Someone born between the mid 90s to early 2000s. Z-tards tend to hear a buzzword and regurgitate it constantly in a sad effort for attention or approval. They can be found by the zounds in Twitch chat spamming at all hours of the day unless they're out "dabbing" with their friends and playing with their spinner toys.
I couldn't enjoy gaming last night. All the servers were full of obnoxious Z-tards who were circle-jerking over a dead meme.
by _(N0S)_ May 28, 2017
(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006