by sadman6969 December 26, 2020
a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses
Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days
by Tvd girl December 21, 2020
A stupid god dam day, where you have to get together with family but you would rather stay home with anime body pillow and jerk off for the 10th time that day
by ThickRickDick December 22, 2020
December 15th is National Kiss Your Bestfriend Day. No matter where you are or what you're doing you must Kiss your best friend on the cheek.
by asnadnsfsiufasfafasdfsdfaseesg December 11, 2020
by peepeechildren February 24, 2021
by peepeechildren February 24, 2021

