He can be a jerk but is an amazing hot friend. Always good at sports. Always laughing. He can be the best you have ever met. He can be the most popular guy and he is a BADASS GUY! He always livin' to the fullest
Hey! Who that hottie?!

Oh! You mean that jerk Kris?! He nice and good looking but he a jerk sometimes. So watch out he coming.

Oh...ok? But Imma be with him so BACK OFF
by Lilly Polly November 28, 2017
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A "man" that prefers to wear tight womens sweaters.
Hey Kris, does that come in mens sizes?
by Yeti and ice April 26, 2019
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Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
Darren: Woah, look at me I have money!
Stephanie: Your such a kris.
by Unco Sam's Eggroll April 06, 2008
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A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
by UncleSam50 July 10, 2008
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A form of a storyteller. Someone that usually has a few rich uncles. May exaggerate details as he goes along. Continues with a chain of half true, half false events.
Person - "I had 3 nukes in 30 minutes."
Friend - "Ok kris you didn't even have nukes unlocked."
by Anonymous Personafication August 28, 2010
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A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"

Person 2. "Its a Kris"

Person 3. "Im calling the police"
by TopCat27 December 23, 2009
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A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general douchebag. douchebag Nice Try
Person 1: All the ladies want me.
Person 2: Stop being a Kris.
by Somebody-I-Don't-Know July 06, 2010
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