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FUCK IMMA CUM

:Would you like cum in your #tea

:yes please i would love some cum in my tea

¨Mom! There's white stuff coming out of my peen!" "That's cum son."

I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.

Jayla was sitting across from me with her legs wide open. I stared at her pussy for 5 minutes. She notices me so i looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I get up and help her. Butt naked, she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my clothes and pushes me onto the bed. Jayla: Your mine tonight daddy. Me: Get on here. She gets on the bed and get on her hands and knees. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Deeper! I go faster, in and out. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Me: hold on i need a condom. Her: No! Sex is better without one. Me: Ok. I stick it deep inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Me: Im gonna cum! Her: If you dont pull out i will give you a gift. Before she could finish i was already cumming inside her. I cummed for 2 minutes straight! She moaned louder and louder. Then, finally, she got on top of me and started to ride me like a horse. She got the whole thing inside of her. She got off and gave me a blowjob. Unexpectingly i started to cum loads into her mouth. She stopped and swallowed all of it. She then licked the rest off my rock hard penis. She began to stroke it and i cummed all over her. She then deep throated my hard on penis till it wasnt visible. I then began to stick my dick into her pussy. Her: Im going to cum!!! Me: Go ahead baby, let it all out. She moaned while it all came out. I pulled out and there was cum all over it. Her: DONT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHH! Me: AHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lexi sat on a chair across from me in the bedroom. I looked at her, god she was so hot. She strode over and shut the door of the bedroom. I looked at her nearly drooling. She slid her shirt over her head to reveal her double D cups and undid her denim skirt to reveal a wine red thong. She came over to me and pulled my pants by the belt which I quickly undid. OH god. I knew i was about to cum. She starting instantly massaging my balls then just deep throating my cock. (she was on her hands and knees) I started cumming right inside her mouth and she swallowed it. She pulled back and ripped my shirt off. I grabbed her ass and launched her onto the bed. I slid a condom on and came on top of her. I then slid my cock into her pussy and she squealed. I moved up and down again and again and she screamed a little. I kept going feeling the white substance cum down my thighs. She yelled "Oh! harder". That night my balls were throbbing and I cummed so much and by the morning we were still doing it. I had a break and checked the time and i was late for my plane but then she just said "well.. whatever!"