also known as number two

means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).

note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"

cf. #1 or number one
Joe: I gotta go to the can
Jill: #1?
Joe: Nah, #2 baby!
Jill: Sweet! do ya wanna make some scat?
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When you meant to say "<3" but it becomes so funny and different that all your friends starts using it instead of <3
Ann is so gangsta<2
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The best of the H4X0R variations of hacker. Used by someone who wants to make it clear that they take the term seriously. AKA a sad sad individual
If these "1337 |-|/-\><()|25" keep up with these dos attacks I will kill them with a knife.
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The greatest number of all time because it is:

the only even prime number
the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)
the atomic number of helium
the number of genders there are
the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have
the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign
the number of useful things on a pencil
the number of doors on a refrigerator
the number of good rap songs there are
the number of d's in DnD
the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder
the number of legs on an unstable table
the number of times you need to change your underwear every year
a reasonable amount of cookies to eat
the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)
the number of things that a spork is a fusion of
the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese
the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes
the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"
the number that Paris Hilton can count to

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
2's greatness doesn't end here though...
look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
Guy 1:What's your favorite number?
Guy 2: I dunno...6?
Guy 1: ...you better be kidding
by 2isthegreatestnumber January 16, 2010
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|2 is pronounced "Pipe Two" for obvious reasons, one being the first character is a pipe, the second is a number two.

Origionally derived from the word "Respect" spelt in 1337; |235|*(7 - the phrase "Pipe Two" or just "Pipe" is used to express joy or gratitude towards an object or indivudual.

Warning: Only use this word if you are leet, or |2 sock will 0wn j00!
Man, |2! |2!!11111111

That is so not pipe two...

PIP3!!!
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To like someone, in the same manner as <3.
If, <3 = love, then <2 = like
by romans122a October 14, 2007
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1 - A pencil.

2 - A massive dragoon shit.

3 - Second in command on a small vessel.

4 - Being the shit
1) Sean: Yo let me get that #2? My point broke off..aaagain.
Stacy: Just fucking keep it.

2) I got a #2 brewing that could choke a donkey.

3) He ain't a boat captain. He's just the #2.

4) Just call Sean O. #2, cause he's the shit.
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