Some may call him the most interesting man in the world:

Homecoming Duke, and Prince. The man with the record for the fattest ass in the galaxy, sometimes called Chairman Mao by peers because his ass consumes all food within 10 square miles, like how Chairman Mao's policies starved all living in China. #yu-dynasty was made in his honor after his legendary back-to-back-to-back homecoming wins.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk