A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.
John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.
by Atomism March 28, 2009
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verb., when woman has an orgasm so intense that vaginal fluid splashes all over the surrounding area, leaving the male or female soaking wet from abdomen to thighs or lower legs and at times even more. Also called the mattress flipper because the mattress becomes so wet that the only way to lay on it comfortably afterwards is to flip the mattress and apply new sheets. Ussually only occurs in women who are uninhibited and enjoy the noises accompanying uninhibited sex and screaming when it feels so intensely good that they can think and/or feel nothing else but what is happening to themselves and sometimes their partner.
He pounded her so deep, yet touched her gently while speaking words of lust and/or love, which resulted in her having multiple sexual splashers as orgasms during one intense sexual experience.
by LiveNLearn February 08, 2015
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An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.
"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"
by William P. December 13, 2007
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A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"
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definition: when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox-good job alex
alex p: oh god, that one was a booty splasher
john b: did it smell good?
by Jorge Alvarez aka Pimpjuice December 14, 2004
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the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
by ass wetter August 10, 2003
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A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.
That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.
by TotallySweetFX June 02, 2011
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