Oh Marina, you are the light of my life, the apple of my eye, my swagnificant other.

“Dude have you listened to Significant Other yet? It has some sick Wes Boreland riffs.”

Example 1:

"Jessa recently told me that she is in a relationship with someone!"
"Really? What's her boyfriend's name?"
"Actually, they are nonbinary/genderqueer so they prefer 'significant other'."

Example 2:

"I'm going on a date tonight with my significant other!"
"Awesome! Is it a boy?"
"It's none of your business."

Example 3:

"How is it going with you and Alexa?"
"At the moment, we're not making it official so she's just a significant other."

"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"

"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"

"...?"

IMELINDA, asks BILL "can you tell me , your spending , ALL YOUR TIME!!!! onnnnn GOOD READS and not looking at ME , won't say ( under her breath, YOUR DICK FARM!!!!),BILL, that STUPID FOUNDATION SHIT!!!!, ,CLIMATE CHANGE CRAP!!!, I won't be around," , IMELINDA, name the last time we FRENCHED!!!!, and if you want climate change , then WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR DICK FARM!!!!, HUFFing", I met these awesome ASSHOLES on AI on my GOOD READS , we read BILL'S mind , DEMONSTRATIVE SELF CONVERSING so I said, nah never, I am pushing a wheelbarrow , I just went to BEND OR, what you saying BILL, SHOOT ME WITH YOUR AI(LOVE MANDARIN), listen BILLY BOY, as you cranking WE CAME AS ROMANS , as you are ALBUQUERQUE ,NEW MEXICO DAYS as being MISFIT , as IMELINDA, you miss PAUL don't you????, I did hear you playing , JAMES BROWN , TURN ME ON I'M A SEX MACHINE yes BILL, "WHAT THE HELL you gonna do with your PUSSY when we divorce, "as you know how possessive I AM , remember the INTERNET EXPLORER DAYS, those dumb asses , had quite a time getting rid of INTERNET EXPLORER , as making impossible, " when I came upon that idea, I grabbed that PISSIVATOR so I would not PISS MY PANTS with SHIT AND GIGGLES, " what is cool is now you are giving away your MICROSOFT PACKAGES for gratis, ,well IMELINDA that is part of the DIVORCE SETTLEMENT as you know me IMELINDA , GOOD READS!!!?? and that's as I enjoyed YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!!!, it is work well done for our relationship, is YOUR DICK FARM closed IMELINDA?"

Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.

kyle: ur mom gay lol
harry: nigga your brother an other
a sonic boom wave pulsates from Harrys throat as it blows kyle into the depths of hell and beyond kyle begs for his life the devil dosent listen