1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.
1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!

2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.
by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017
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When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
by XiggyMoondust January 17, 2016
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Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?

Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
by Ultraman Nexus July 24, 2017
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What feminists drink when they talk some bullshit about “wanting equality.”
Fuck you I don’t want to make a sentence about male tears.
by LemonLivesMatter April 30, 2019
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1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."
by varyaner January 05, 2015
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The original term was made as a response to mock misogynists and incels who got angry when they encountered women calling them out for sexism or double standards. Its use was similar to that of "drinking your enemy's tears." Meaning that the term was not mean to be taken literally.
The term "male tears" was hijacked by incels in Urban Dictionary after women started putting the words "Male Tears" on mugs, implying they drank the male tears of misogynists for breakfast. Apparently, some guys didn't like that too much so they defined "male terms" in Urban Dictionary as "semen" in order to scream "gotcha" at women who call out men's bullshit. Because of course, the only way to degrade a woman is to slut-shame her and make it seem like she is implying that she drinks semen.
So no, "male tears" does NOT mean semen in its original context (memes). It was simply defined that way in Urban Dictionary because "Har har, wouldn't it be funny to make it seem like empowered women are drinking our sperm when they say "I drink male tears" instead of making fun of us because of our fragile egos???"
Mary: So anyways that guy was whining about how guys have it much harder than women because they get friend-zoned, as if women don't risk their lives every time they go out on a date with a total stranger.
Cara: So what did you say to him?
Mary: I told him 'Boo hoo, cry me a river, I would drink your fragile male tears.'
Cara: Male tears? Isn't that slang for semen?
Mary: Nah, a bunch of clowns on Urban Dictionary defined it that way so that people who looked would get confused and think that women are saying "I would drink your semen" when they are really saying "I don't care about your hurt feelings when you are being sexist and privileged."
by Grashi September 25, 2020
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