Noun
Slang term for semen or ejaculate.

The tag redefines the term slightly as being like, or having to do with semen.
Used as innuendo. Similarly as one might use a wink and a nod.

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Anecdotally #male tears, are given as a token or representation that indicate "you're welcome", "thank you", and "fuck you" interchangeablely.
The best dates end in the morning, #male tears.

I'm glad we broke up but i'm going to miss guzzling those #male tears

He/she was really there when i needed them so i gave her/him some pearls, #male tears
by CupOfNo October 04, 2018
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Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 19, 2014
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" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."
by Blight Hatred September 06, 2014
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Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.
When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.
by Webb Davis September 06, 2014
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The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists
The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen
by Ethan wilson February 08, 2018
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When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.
by god_prefers_an_atheist March 17, 2016
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