Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
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"Jerkin' the wein" is to masterbate in the most fashionable manner possible
I heard my roommate get up and wash his hands and go back to his room, he must have been Jerkin' the wein.
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When an old man masturbates to live tv porn, (A Birkin is an elderly penis
Man everybody in that house has walked in on Great Uncle Rufus jerkin his Birkin.
Jerkin ya Birkin
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when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord
Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life
by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020
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Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.
"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."
by publicdangerjerker#1 March 16, 2012
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When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
by Dude43212 June 13, 2018
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