A tough hired by a company to intimidate union members or strikers; a member of a "goon squad" or private corporately paid guards.

Also any hired thug used for purposes of intimidation.
"You had better stop making trouble or I'll send my goons after you.
by Blue Pilgrim February 07, 2004
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cheap ass muthafuckin wine

has a reputation for getting you pissed quickly, and the comfy silver bag doubles as a pillow ;)
"Hey Clifton, lets buy some goon from our centrelink payment and get FUCKED up"

"Clancy im tired let me sleep on your bag of goon!"
by LEEROY-WALLY April 21, 2008
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Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.
I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.
by Goonhilde's Gynaecologist July 31, 2013
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Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures.
"I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"
by Trozza March 23, 2006
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Australian slang: cheap wine, port, sherry or other fortified wine products. really, really cheap, and usually rough :)

the word is a corruption of the 'flagon' (very large glass bottle) such products were/are sold in. although you'd usually buy it in casks these days, flagons still exist especially for port and sherry.
arrrgh, mate, that goon we got our hands on last night really did some damage...
by periwinkle January 11, 2005
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cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.
by mike October 27, 2001
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Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.
by Lig Na Baste June 12, 2008
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