Refers to where you jokingly imitate the "momentary static" sounds of a 40-channel two-way radio when saying something, often accompanied by making a "thumbing the mike" motion with your hand.
If you wanna truly amuse others with your "CB-squelch speech" antics, you need to imitate the "transmit and receive switching" sounds correctly --- when you begin a sentence, first vocalize about a second of raspy-exhaled "radio hash" sound, then speak in an emotionless monotone as you "say your piece", and finally wrap up with a brief loud-static "sound byte".
Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
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by liam plays February 25, 2021
WOI CB!
'Under circumstances when the (Person whos using it) wants to be an Asshole, or just got angered by something.
Usually heared amongst Primary School wannabe "Gangsters" or just a chinese or malay uncle/aunty looking for a fight with their egocentric personalities.
WOI(Means "HEY YOU FU-!" or just a simple word when someone is calling out the other person)
CB!(Short form for *CIBAI* Means Vagina in mandarin or Chinese/commonly known and used in Singlish now)
*note that CB Can also be used in text as a short fo towards Its real meaning *("WOI CIBAI")*
'Under circumstances when the (Person whos using it) wants to be an Asshole, or just got angered by something.
Usually heared amongst Primary School wannabe "Gangsters" or just a chinese or malay uncle/aunty looking for a fight with their egocentric personalities.
WOI(Means "HEY YOU FU-!" or just a simple word when someone is calling out the other person)
CB!(Short form for *CIBAI* Means Vagina in mandarin or Chinese/commonly known and used in Singlish now)
*note that CB Can also be used in text as a short fo towards Its real meaning *("WOI CIBAI")*
Scenario 1:
Smoking addicted Malay uncle: " WOI CB! How dare you come Win 4D and never share you greedy whore!"
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Scenario 2:
Primary school student 1: "WOI CB, YOUR MAMA GOT SAGGY TITS SHE SUCKED MY KUKUTIAU LAST NIGHT!"
Primary student 2: "WOI CB! WHAT DI YOU SAY YOU FAGGOT SMELLY LONG LANTIAO HAIR BITCH!"
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Smoking addicted Malay uncle: " WOI CB! How dare you come Win 4D and never share you greedy whore!"
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Scenario 2:
Primary school student 1: "WOI CB, YOUR MAMA GOT SAGGY TITS SHE SUCKED MY KUKUTIAU LAST NIGHT!"
Primary student 2: "WOI CB! WHAT DI YOU SAY YOU FAGGOT SMELLY LONG LANTIAO HAIR BITCH!"
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by TheRatonator August 24, 2021