Urban Dictionary: #SMOCK

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 08, 2006

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smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

by wendue December 10, 2018

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Cum smock

The shirt used to clean up semen after masturbation

Dude! Wash your cum smock

by Meatmaster78 December 31, 2016

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fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv April 04, 2014

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cock smock

a condom

She wasn't on the pill, so I had to wrap on a cock smock.

by jmels8047 June 08, 2014

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Pussy Smock

A skirt

That girl has a very nice pussy smock

by KingofLakemoor January 01, 2020

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smocking hot

This phrase is for describing a girl that has perfect tits, and awesome booty; in other words, she is perfect any sense word.

...Hey Ted, yesterday I banged such a smocking hot girl!..

by Peluquero June 14, 2017

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