My mechanic was wearing a #MADD hat, I said Fathers are against drunk drivers also.
His response was it not, Mothers against drunk drivers, it’s Mechanics against drunk drivers. You should’ve seen the 1963 Corvette that was just destroyed by a drunk driver,nobody got hurt, but that’s a crime, a cherry 1963 Corvette

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz