Urban Dictionary: #3

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It ain't #1 and it ain't #2, it's #3...butt pee

After eating bad clam chowder, I had a horrible case of #3.

by Willy92 October 18, 2006

Apr 22 Word of the Day

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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# 3

doing #1 plus #2, aka liquipoo, scattered showers and diarrhea

It's best to have the sink running if you know # 3 is coming.

by astro_man23 January 26, 2010

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Euphemism for semen or ejaculate; cum.

Honey, get naked - I gotta go #3.

by EyesWideShut February 13, 2008

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A really messy, runny crap. Basically peeing through your butt.

That Indian food really killed my stomach. I think I have to take a #3!!

by El Padrote April 01, 2009

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a #3 is when you pee out of your ass,you know diarrhea.

yo man my tummy aint feeling so hot i think i gotta go take a #3.

by turnstile December 15, 2006

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A bathroom function which facilitates release. Not unlike going #1 or #2 in the respect that when nature calls....

Chad's been in the bathroom forever...probably doin' a #3.

by LeahMan December 17, 2007

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