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Used to be the sign for a number, but thanks to goddamn twitter its called a hashtag. possibly the most annoying key out there that kids use these days before the dumbest sayings and words. And don't think I'm an old party pooper because I'm 15 and saying this.
Sarah:#OMG
Allie: #swag
Jack: #ihateniggasstealingmybitch
Jeff: #throwbackthursday
Me: #ifuckinghatehashtags #fuckallofyou #imleaving
Allie: #swag
Jack: #ihateniggasstealingmybitch
Jeff: #throwbackthursday
Me: #ifuckinghatehashtags #fuckallofyou #imleaving
by ak15 November 11, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
The most annoying piece of shit in the world. It is commonly used by attention seeking whores. Some uses for it USED to be:
Number sign
Sharp sign (in music)
Tic tac toe grid
But now thanks to twitter its a "HASHTAG". Used by annoying people.
Some people who use it:
99% of my school
Whores
Obnoxious hypocrites
Anybody I hate
Number sign
Sharp sign (in music)
Tic tac toe grid
But now thanks to twitter its a "HASHTAG". Used by annoying people.
Some people who use it:
99% of my school
Whores
Obnoxious hypocrites
Anybody I hate
Bob: #YOLO
Joe: #SWAG
Tom Ato-Brain: #WCW #MCM
Idiot: #SELFIE (which is becoming a word in the DICTIONARY)
Me: #ihateallofyou
Joe: #SWAG
Tom Ato-Brain: #WCW #MCM
Idiot: #SELFIE (which is becoming a word in the DICTIONARY)
Me: #ihateallofyou
by N. D. Toilet July 25, 2014
5
The short way for saying hashtag, which is the better way of saying pound sign, which is the short word for the ridiculously long word octothorpe.
by An Actual Fatty Catty December 09, 2018