The unfair and unbalanced Trump propaganda "news source". Once known as Fox News
Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?

Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".
by BuffDudeTotally March 03, 2021
Get a Trox News mug for your sister-in-law Jovana.
When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”
by MathPlus December 18, 2020
Get a Trump is the new Pinocchio. mug for your fish Jerry.
Really dull arty alternative band from England. Their second album Hidden is beyond boring with almost no melody or decent tunes in sight. Yet, this album was critically acclaimed by delusional critics, dreadful stuff.
Friend 1: "Hey man, you heard that new These New Puritans album?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, its awful shite isn't it?"

Friend 1: "Absolutely, let us never talk about it again"
by freeflow July 17, 2012
Get a These New Puritans mug for your coworker Paul.
420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions
Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"
by 420addict April 20, 2011
Get the The Smokers New Year neck gaiter and mug.
a book written by a fourteen year old girl over her school breaks. 157 pages long, about vampire in love with another vampire, and forgetting her terrible past. She remembers the terrible past while learning about her new thirst. such as her fellow coven member jill, being her daughter.
"Have you read This new life yet?!"
by Erika Moussienetly June 25, 2009
Get the This New Life neck gaiter and mug.
An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 07, 2020
Get the times new bastard neck gaiter and mug.
A way to make your essay fit the page count
Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.
by academicloopholes December 23, 2017
Get a Times New Roman mug for your friend Beatrix.