crap, something of little use or value, junk.
Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!
by buffer78 June 26, 2009
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n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone
Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.
by ANS A2 September 23, 2004
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A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!
A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)
by KirstieBabes; June 13, 2009
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A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.
That Guff cunts got a big mouth.
by Richard Head146 June 02, 2019
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The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles
Guff is a really cool skin
by Gufflover26 May 27, 2021
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a publicly acceptable replacement for the f word. It can be interchanged with any typical usage of the original f-word. It is also considered an up-and-coming vulgarity by itself.
Suck a guff!
You motherguffer!
Shut the Guff up you fat Guff!
by JackSwag August 01, 2011
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