by PMC1120 May 14, 2009
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To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!
I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.
He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!
I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.
He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!
I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
by Andy Norris June 04, 2008
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by Solitary May 14, 2007
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1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
by Crapper April 05, 2006
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College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.
"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."
-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006
-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006
by maria luisa April 30, 2006
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The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?
What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
by Zipster May 15, 2005
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