whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Level 1 - Depression
Level 2 - Sad
Level 3 - Moderatly Excited
Level 4 - Normal operating level
Level 5 - excited
Level 6 - Overjoyed
Level 7 - Drank a Mountain Dew

Level 8 - Screaming like a banshee
Level 9 - Fucking insane, he is probably screaming “LETS GOOOOOO!”
Level 10 - TBD

The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:

1. It was too similar to the original.

2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.

For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

asking on the current update about a person or thing
or to ask for an opinion or solution to something.