A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak