National Belt Day

March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.

“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”

by sheepdogmanguy March 9, 2020

National Freak Month

December Is National Freak Month

Omg It’s National Freak Month! Let’s Get A Room Baby Girl.

by B00M3R November 28, 2019

Frustration Nation

The bestest and strongest podcast that has ever graced the earholes of humankind. It is the best thing you could possibly do with your time. You won't regret it. It's way better than any Packers podcast. Also Barstool Sports can kiss our asses.

To Frustration Nation somebody is to show them the greatest podcast in the universe.

"I just listened to "Beating a Dead Horse" by Frustration Nation when they got fucked by Secretariat, the epic racehorse."
"The other day, I was laying with my girl in bed and I took off her panties, looked her deep in the eyes, and told her to prepare to be "frustration nationed."

by wehatethepackers September 13, 2021

National gf day

The day where heart get broken and niggas break up cuz fuck all dattt🙄

National gf day is National break up a relationship

by Iamthewisely August 1, 2023

NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!

Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!

by Ang33l March 30, 2022

National send nudes day

The day you ask for nudes and they have to send them

national send nudes day is the day your friends send nudes

by Mrfine May 24, 2022

National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever

Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us

by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021