Baby spoonie

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.

Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.

by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024

Baby Ball Bitch

When niggas be complainin all the time.

Me: Hey bro you wanna go to the club?
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch

by Briricha23 July 27, 2016

coconut baby

coconut baby ~ a joke from a far away book tale system for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high men God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book that God can lie or be a trickster to save list Souls. This planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea. And the deceivers among them decide who lives an who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of the Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races.

The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.

by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025

Wicked baby

Babies conceived while listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game, the sexiest song of all time.

Ben was born in the 90’s, do you think he’s a Wicked baby?

by Donnie Brooks October 31, 2018

Baby

1.) An infant. A human between the ages of zero and two.

2.) An insult. Someone who is emotional and childish. Shouldn't get taken seriously.

3.) A pet name. Usually for your child or your significant other. Sometimes people will call strangers who are younger than them "baby", too.

1.) "Mama, I just had my baby! You're a Granny, now! His name is Nick."

2.) "Have you met Sam, yet? She's such a baby. She cried, because her team lost in basketball in 2nd period."

3.) "Hey, Baby, did you have a good day at work today? I sure didn't. Maybe tomorrow."

by Lavenders_Llama April 6, 2021

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

outie like a baby's navel

In the process of leaving a location.

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.

by MikeOcala April 13, 2011