Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

when your baby mama finally moves on and gets a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

baby

A baby is a deluxe food item. If you were to eat a baby, you would have to be very rich and powerful. A baby is a food item that usually only be found at a restaurant chain known as "Hostpital", in a section called "The Newborn Nursery." Many people get takeout there, but for some odd reason, they may choose to raise the food as their own.

"I think I'm ready to ask Amy on a date."

"Where to?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but The Newborn Nursery in the Hospital sounds nice."

"Oh yeah, I heard they have a great baby sandwich there."

by annoyed grunt October 30, 2020

Baby Horror

Type of horror genre where the main character acts or is a baby.

Person 1: Have you seen that last scary movie?

Person 2: No, having Kane as the villain made the movie a Baby Horror

by Lossofgames May 28, 2022

Baby Rock

Originated in Chicago to describe somebody who isn’t use to the effects they have on marijuana when they reach their high around people they baby rock can come about when trying to control your high and trying to make it seem as if you aren’t in fact high this affect wears off after u get something to eat

Look at man man he ain’t use to smokin yet

Nigga u high asl baby rockin and shit

by Patchthanutt December 20, 2020

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

Healthy baby

A child (boy/girl) who is very healthy

mia is a healthy baby when she works out and eats salads, fruits, vegetables, etc

by Ayye123 February 21, 2019

babyed

to baby someone/ to be babyed

Taking good care of someone by for example giving them blankets hot choclate or just a lot of cuddles.

My girlfriend felt sick today so i babyed her all day.

by El Xo March 19, 2023