National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

National Cornstarch Day

21st of April is National Cornstarch Day.
On this day we celebrate Cornstarch and it’s varieties!

I feel so Horny today
Ofc Marakuigh It’s National Cornstarch Day

by anonymous April 21, 2022

National Bazz day

The national holiday for bazzing and chiefing a friend or family’s bazz

Yo bro! Happy national bazz day!

by gta04 January 11, 2022

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020

National Hoodie Week

A whole week where you wear a hoodie everyday

Brendon: Don’t forget tomorrow starts national hoodie week
Robbie: Oh yeah! I finally have a use for all my hoodies!

by S0ftie April 20, 2021

National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.

Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018