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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
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Dog

A cute af furball made of rainbows and joy
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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Trevor's Dog is Dead

A phrase used to win any argument and cannot be countered. In addition, You cannot stack a Trevor's Dog is Dead on top of a Trevor's dog is Dead.
A-a-ron: Rainbow six is a bad game.

Archer: Well, Trevor's Dog is Dead, so....

A-a-ron: Damn, you win.
by ZMan501st June 6, 2018
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Dogs

Dogs are humans lifeline, they are basically the blood rushing through or body when it comes to happiness! Don't have a dog? Get one! Chihuahuas are the tank in a army with dogs, they have sharp teeth that can penetrate through almost anything! Big dogs act weak and frail while tiny dogs act like they are the boss! I love dogs, so you should too! Unless you have a cat, that's the dogs worst enemy!
My dogs a Chihuahua.

Aren't those very mean?

Your always so stereotypical Dave!
by Peanut the Chihuahua May 26, 2023
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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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Dogs

Appendages connected to the bottom of your ankles. They often bark when improperly contained.
Eh yo put your dogs away they’re barking for real!”
by Bingo690 August 1, 2022
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Harold the Dog

Harold the Dog is a therapy dog that served 3 years at Brawley Union High School. Along with his service at BUHS, he has also gone on to lead rescue units for the red cross in war torn group chats from chat to chat. Harold is real.
Harold the Dog is INDEED a real dog.
by Demarionkardashian June 21, 2022
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