crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

fucka face

When u meet someone fellonious and dont want to remember their name or face

Oh. Are you talking about a fucka face?

by Baileyy boo March 21, 2016

hornet face

Someone with an evil looking face. Typically have a dagger nose and a devil like smirk. Their chin would puncture you and their eyes will wreck your soul

Susan has such a hornet face, what a nasty bitch
Holy shit! Look at that hornet face! she should get plastic surgery.

by ghghrjefnvsehfbvkwrnbeflvkewfv December 12, 2017

Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?

Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

Gain Face

When you lifting some heavy sh!* and you are focused. You have your gain face on!

John has his gain face on...he must be lifting heavy today

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016

Slut Face Hoe Bag

Kelly.

Look at that Slut Face Hoe Bag. Must be Kelly.

by GOTCHA22 May 28, 2014