Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

by G dogo April 3, 2022

Corona sex protection

When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child

Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection

by Psychic fuck December 12, 2020

The Holy Grail of Sex

The highly sought after combination of Load Boost and Drive Boost, causing the user to have both an increased sex drive, as well as increased semen volume and sperm quality.

I've been taking The Holy Grail of Sex for about 4 weeks now and have been absolutely slaying these Tinder girls

by Big Loads December 29, 2021

This is my sex tape

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.

Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.

by Crafty catfish June 1, 2021

hot butt sex

Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”

*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*

NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”

ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”

*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*

by BIGBOOTYBRI April 18, 2022

fly-sex-ual

See Phlysexual

Phlysexual is a word. Pronounced Fly-sex-ual

by YouAreAllUseless May 7, 2018