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Sydney Boys High School

The home of gigachads and sigma males. The home to the most alpha, smartest, most athletic, sexiest men you will ever meet. Slays at both sports and academics, produces men so alpha that anyone nearby is forced into a trance, obeying every command they give. Educated Rusell Crowe, Scomo and the CEO of Commonwealth Bank. Despite being government-funded, has rowing sheds, playing fields and is part of the AAGPS. Pupils are famed for their abnormally large genitalia.
Girl 1: Wow I hooked up with someone from Sydney Boys High School last night, and he had the biggest penis I have ever seen. It felt like his cock was in my stomach, and he made me squirt like a fountain. I can't stop thinking about it.
Girl 2: That's just what people at Sydney Boys High School are like. You are so lucky to have met one.
by Bigguss_dickuss_ November 12, 2021
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The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level
Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.
by Dizz85 June 29, 2010
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chicago academy high school

ok so this a poor ass school. that has alot of fights.
Yo, dude look at that girl! she looks like one of those C.A.H.S. aka Chicago Academy High School gurls.
by Some nobody October 3, 2007
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fort defiance high school

A school in augusta county where the only sport that excells is track, because it’s the only independent sport and all the coaches in other sports suck and play politics.
Mia was better than everyone at basketball but since she went to fort defiance high school she didn’t play and fort defiance didn’t when any games.
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Braulio Alonso High School

Home to nerds, sex icons, hot teachers, stoners, crackheads, thots, hot moms,bloods, crips, and ms13 gang members
Hey John didn't you get penetrated at Braulio Alonso High School?
by Pseudonyms are Fucking cool September 15, 2019
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New Prairie High School

A school in the country with lots of country folk. The few city slickers and queers that go to the school are too corrupt to understand us country folk. We like big trucks and corn bread. We love and respect our country. If you mess with us then you’ll be done. Long live the good ol boys. Yee Yee brotha. RAISE HELL AND EAT CORN BREAD. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
by ILoveAmerica123456789 March 8, 2019
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smithson valley high school

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.
by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018
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