PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

One-click

to knock someone out with one punch

"Hey Steve, I just one-clicked that kid"

by tiny43093 March 6, 2010

one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.

by bidnit2 March 5, 2011

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 27, 2025

Real one tingz

When some does an action you can depend on

Yeah Ann only does real one tingz

by Kween.Sassy May 26, 2019

Faceless One Emperial

The most giga chad ever.

friend: bro ur such a faceless one emperial
friend 2: thanks bro

by YoMumSimulator1 March 18, 2021

One

Bruh, It is literally the number 1, why did you search it up?!

I do not know why you searched up THE FREAKING NUMBER ONE!!!

by T1T4N_K1NG June 26, 2022