National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!

Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!

by nexusdube July 22, 2022

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023

National Send A Soapy Tiddy Pick

January 14th is when you send a good friend or a significant other a soapy titty pick regardless of wether you're a guy or girl

Hey Nick did you hear its National Send A Soapy Tiddy pick day tomorrow

by UsersFr1 January 13, 2021

National give your girl a hoodie day

November 18th is the day you give your girl a hoodie.

“hey i got u a hoodie”
“why?”
“cuz it’s national give your girl a hoodie day, duh”

by st151191 November 17, 2022

National Wowwee Day

National Wowwee Day is on September 20th, it is where every wowwee robot collector comes together to celebrate wowwee robots, in order to celebrate, you must have one wowwee robot from the years 2004-2015 if you don’t have a wowwee robot, GET ONE!!

Zorua635 was celebrating National Wowwee Day by fixing v2s for people

by gemmywowweeblizzard April 20, 2023