cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022

peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).

yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !

by flamingo cave November 1, 2018

Rude ass cock sucker

It is when this "friend" only ever screens the other person.

Nolan is a rude ass cock sucker because he never wants to see Taylor irl or talk to her on snapchat therefore screening her Online and irl.

by Fuckboii__ July 31, 2016

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly

"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"

by jonesinj January 1, 2012

Blind Carbon Cock-Up

When people cc a whole bunch of private addresses on an email when they should really have bcc'd them because cc exposes the email addresses to the other recipients, whereas bcc does not.

Oh crikey, the UK Ministry of Defense made a blind carbon cock-up by cc'ing a bunch of afghan interpreters instead of bcc'ing them.

by BorisBikes September 22, 2021

Freddy Fazbear Cock sucker

A person who likes to touch grass

My friend Dylan is a Freddy Fazbear Cock sucker

by Trompimus May 12, 2023