Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

sparkle face

A type of person who eats their buggers and love it

Hey did you see that girl. She's a sparkle face

by Sparkle face September 11, 2016

cunt face

a cunt that has a face with a cunt on it

you are a cunt face

by shitmotherfuckerasstitscuntcoc March 8, 2018

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010

open faced camel toe

open faced camel toe

she was wearing a full body suit but it was so see through i could see the open faced camel toe.

by thefunkylee August 14, 2018

out the face

When some one is extremely drunk and/or high. Usually used in the past tense.

It's not like she remembers, she was out the face last night.

by miss. rotten November 10, 2006

Dog Faced Hermans

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025