Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

action head

Someone who only watches something for fights and not necessarily the plot

Dude he won't understand the complexity of One Piece he's a total Action Head, let him stick to DBZ.

by phxnso December 1, 2018

Cinnamon Roll Head

Someone who is unintelligent, irritable, moronic, a dumb ass, etc

Ha, what a Cinnamon Roll Head

by DumbAssSlayer May 21, 2021

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Dick head

Liam is a dick head

That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head

by Dickheadliam February 27, 2018

container head

A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them

Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head

by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025