noun.
(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).
(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.
(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).
(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.
(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
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