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facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
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toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew
Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....
by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes
by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021
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Toilet-sharing

It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet
1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!
by Hello-pillow-millow November 6, 2020
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Toilet Tyrone

A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.

Also see bog wog
God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.
by Tyrone woglington December 6, 2012
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