cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

phone dweller

someone who lives inside their phone, phone attached to face, always on facebook mobile, text text text. Generaly responds to questions with "Oh did you say something?"

My g/f is a phone dweller...she never gets off facebook mobile!

by phone dweller's other hobby July 14, 2010

Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...

“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”

by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021

Phone Zombie

A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.

Many people have become phone zombies due to cellphones

by on September 1, 2023

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.

Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.

by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013

Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

by Nick Steri November 6, 2020