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park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.
by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016
mugGet the park squirrelmug.

Squirrel Hunt

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.
Yo man, i just gave my girl a squirrel hunt!
Thats disqusting...
by JFWLAX October 8, 2011
mugGet the Squirrel Huntmug.

chin squirrel

A semi-beard or goatee - usually the result of a poor decision to display a lack of significent testosterone - compounded by insufficiant facial follicles. The resulting jeers have been the cause of much teenage angst and may have actually stirred the creation of the entire EMO generation. Also known as a face tail.
After an entire Summer without using a razor, Robbie shaved off his chin squirrel when Jessica and Ariel both said "OMG how cute is that? Did you grow it yourself?"
by NooYawker November 16, 2011
mugGet the chin squirrelmug.

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.
Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017
mugGet the cum squirrelmug.

Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.
by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
mugGet the Squirrel brainsmug.

Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
mugGet the Sloppy Squirrelmug.

Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018
mugGet the Flying Squirrelmug.

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