Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Sex

Something you will never experience

Look at him he never had sex with someone

by Kstir September 25, 2020

Sex

1 get in bed with someone
2 take of your clothes and tell him/her to do the same
3 if you’re a boy, put your penis in her vagina. If you’re a girl let the boy do that

I had sex with a girl

by ManamesJeffff January 14, 2019

Sex

Wtf are you searching up sex are you a virgin or something

Why the fuck are you searching sex

by Sipping July 4, 2019

Sex

S: Support her when she needs it
E: Enjoy our time together
X: play the Xylophone for her

Sex is great!

by Shiro Sutherland June 4, 2019

sex

Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.

Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*

by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022

Sex

What every horny motherfucker wants to do have ;)

Olivia went into her best friend Daisy's room.When Olivia went into Daisy's room Daisy starting kissing her and started touching her big tits and said “Olivia this might be weird but I want to have sex with you I know we’re just friends but you make me so horny I can’t get you off my mind the way I would be fingering your sweet cunt or the way your tits would be bouncing when I fuck you with the strap on or the way I would eat you sweet pretty pussy out or marking you up putting hickeys on your beautiful neck and thighs, the whimpering mess you’d be in begging mummy for more and wanting to cum and when you cum mummy will clean you all up with her mouth if you would let me I could do it right here right now would you like that sweet girl” Daisy said.“fuck Dais I’m so fucking wet please mummy do all of what you would say make me cum please” Olivia Whined. “Ok sweet girl what you want you’ll get” Daisy pushed Olivia onto her bed and starts undressing her and kisses her neck and fingers her until she cums

by Sexy-Horny-Bitch July 9, 2022