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poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019
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poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.
I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Poking party

A group of people finding their blood type
We were in chemistry class having a poking party.
by Onlyone4thelight8r November 5, 2021
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Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.
by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020
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Poke

When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.
1.) "Look! That Poker is poking!"

2.) "That Poker is about to poke!"
by AzureAzel September 16, 2019
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poking circle

How do people tan their poking circle
by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020
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cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
mugGet the cuke pokemug.

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