the feeling your brain gets after getting in the frog position, and breathing in and out very deeply for 20 seconds, then standing up very quick and blowing on your thumb very hard.
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Especially a topic of conversation.
Especially a topic of conversation.
Family guy is a 'masturbating raven' of conversation - two people begin talking, one says something like:
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.
They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.
They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
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-"Hey man, did you go to the seminar yesterday on profuse masturbation?"
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
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