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Duck Law

After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.
Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those

Leland: What? No you don't

Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro

Leland: Your not ganna win!

Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here
by BBryant November 25, 2009
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Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"
"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"
by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020
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Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears
My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water
by Histeria February 3, 2010
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Egoraptor's Law

The easier and more straightforward a task is, the more difficult the person will make it for themselves to complete it.
"Egoraptor's Law" was created in the name of youtube star "Egoraptor" who is known to play videogames very poorly, and often incorrectly.
by LeafbladeN July 10, 2020
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Cameron's Law

Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.
"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"

"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."
by Yeet McGeeter January 14, 2021
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Denny's Law

The law simply states: You do not go to Denny's. You end up at Denny's.

Nobody wakes up in the morning and thinks "I'm going to go to Denny's later." If they do fully intend to go to Denny's, then Denny's Law takes effect in a slightly different fashion. A sequence of events will begin to unfold that will cause literally anything else to happen, and after a day of insanity, they may still end up at Denny's, by chance alone.

Denny's Law is also colloquially referred to as "The 11th Commandment," by some. This was originally thought to be a joke, but archaeologists just uncovered a lost piece of Moses' tablet in the deserts around Mt. Sinai, which roughly reads: "Thou Shalt Not Arrive at the house of Denny by predetermined intent, for to do so would be a sin; it is only acceptable to arrive there by chance, confusion, or the complete lack of an IHOP within an hours drive of ye location."

There is a small subculture of people known as "Denners," who spend their lives on a wild ride, attempting to end up at Denny's without actually meaning to do so at any given moment. For some, they find themselves continuously thwarted by the second form of Denny's law. But others, and they are few, have managed to catch on to something they call "The Dhenma Cycle," or "The Flow," which allows them to thoughtlessly end up at Denny's whenever it is the right moment for that to happen.
"Bro, I don't even know how, but like, I'm at Denny's right now. The last thing I remember is smoking a pile of weed at Grant's house, then I was standing on top of a building, then I was climbing a tree in my boxers at the park, and now I'm here and I think I have an elephant costume on or something..."

"Bruh that's Denny's Law. Deal with it."
by the laundromat manager November 1, 2020
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YesGawdwin's Law

When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).
Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.

Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017
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