hairy harpoon

you cum on your hand and cut some of your pubs off and put it on your man-meat and start banging the girl

I gave sally a hairy harpoon last night!

by Josh Moran February 3, 2009

hairy tuna bap

vagina

eurgh have you see her fanny, it looks and smells like a hairy tuna bap

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

Hairy Nip Bitch

That bitch that always wears his shirt off, otherwise known as Chris Easton

"Dood did you see that hairy nip bitch!?"
"Yea, shut up at least he has an Ill chest tatt

by Megamoneymike January 21, 2011

Hairy Barry Kuta

A chick who marries a dude and both mutually and definitively agree that all noodles are served better with hair mixed into it the bowl. (All types and color of hair are valid).

Brian: Man that hairy barry kuta from Noodles and Company tasted like straight dung.

Red: It was so not fire.

by Chuck Norris Step Brother June 9, 2018

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021