Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Full-access

Can do what ever you want to maggie's poop shoot

I have full-access to you butt hole

by Brycycle93 January 1, 2014

full gorilla

the act of having to get dressed up completely for an activity. in sports, when a player who might usually just wears shorts and a t-shirt to practice has to put on his full uniform for practice, he is said to be going"full gorilla". Can be applied in the business world as well, if you wear business casual but have to wear suits for meetings, those days with meetings you are going "full gorilla".

"I'd like to go, but i don't want to have to go full gorilla."
"Do we have to go full gorilla for batting practice today?"

by ihategorillas June 9, 2009

Full Spectrum

A three way that involves a person who is straight, someone who is bisexual, and someone who is gay. Therefore all sexual orientations are having sex with each other.

"That three I had last night was crazy! It was a full spectrum! Too bad I was too wasted to remember most of it."

by Sissy Niner April 23, 2010

Full Monty

Trad. Slang: Brit. Royal Navy,

A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.

If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.

The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".

Crewman 1: "Look at the Face lace on that bloke!"
Crewman 2: "At least He's got the Full Monty."

by Eddie Faulkner March 19, 2008

Full Sned

Intending to go full send but unable due to too much adulthood infestation

man, I wish I wasn't going full sned all the time

by fellowsnedder August 9, 2021

Full steve

When an individual becomes inebriated and insists on talking loudly and making grand hand gestures not unlike Steve Jobs.

Last night Brian got shitfaced and went full Steve, what an asshole.
A dude at the bar went full Steve and we had to save him from going home with 2 tranny's.

by The beard August 26, 2013