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by anonymous May 28, 2022

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A game where whiny 9 year old's get their first boner.

Ex.1
9 yr old: mi stic iz go in upz
Me: what. the. fuck.
Ex.2
Same 9 yr old: zOMG! y da fuk did u kil me! imm telin mi momm!
Me: what. the. fuck.
This is why kids, you shouldn't play fortnite LOL

by ToxicHybridWolf April 21, 2020

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by El ritardo July 20, 2018

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Lads are obsessed with it and think their class posting it as there streaks and their snapchat story, when nobody gives a fuck. Played by horny lads that will probably stay a virgin cause they pay more attention to the game than their partner.

Girl 1 - I broke up wih my boyfriend

Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much

by Ihatefortnite May 12, 2018

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